Slacker's Paradise

Woo hoo! After this week, I won’t have to work a full week for nearly a month! Next Monday is Labor Day, then I’m taking off a day before the wedding, then the honeymoon, and the week I come back I’m only working four days. My crafty little mind has been trying to deduce a way I can extend that into a week between jobs or something. Assuming I can get a new job so quickly. Problem is, the wedding has stretched funds so tight that I don’t think I can go a week sans pay.

Bachelorette Party

I only had two real requests of what not to do: NO strippers, and NO “inflatable male genitalia” anywhere in my vicinity. Everything else was on-the-fly. Somehow, I still let myself be convinced to wear the stupid “Suck for a Buck” shirt. At least Liz got me one that fit better than what poor Lori had to wear at hers! I only got one dollar all night. Spent it tipping the bartender for some water.
Mona made a deal with the cabbie that drives her to and from the airport quite often, and got us the “Green Van of Love” to ride around in all night.
Had a terrible hangover this morning, but now I’m not sure if it was really the alcohol causing it. I got my Enterolab results back, and my casein antibodies were through the roof! I was shocked, and somewhat horrified, thinking back to how much dairy I’d had recently. My number was 17 times the maximum!!