I believe I know why nobody has been calling me about my resume. I discovered this morning that I had, in an act of unparalleled idiocy, put my phone number down as (area code)-(area code)-xxx7. So I sent out new e-mails with the resume number changed to (area code)-412-xxx7. Then I had to send out yet another set of e-mails...because my number is actually (area code)-417-xxx2.
Now nobody will call because I'm a moron who can't get her own phone number right.