It seems that, every year, people keep trying to make Christmas happen earlier and earlier. Last weekend, I was in Houston, and I saw not only a lit and decorated tree in a window, but an entire shopping center decked out in Christmas decorations as well.
This inspired a song, as injustices seem to do with me. ManThing co-wrote.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
It's too soon for you to be here.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
I want to shove you up your owner's rear.
Not barely in,
But all the way.
Maybe then he'll wait 'til Turkey Day.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
It's too soon for you to beeee heeeeere....
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