I have a deadline tomorrow, so last night I thought I would take some work home and catch up. Problem was, due to a hard drive crash a few weeks ago, I needed to reload AutoCAD onto my machine. I realized I no longer had the serial number or CD key to my, uh, bootleg copy. Oops. Rather than trek back up to the office, I decided to come in early this morning.
5:00am
Alarm goes off. Please kill me.
6:02am
Start drive to work. No school zones active yet. Score.
6:20am
Please be open. Please be open. Please be open. Yesssss…buy Caramel Macchiatto with much-needed extra shot.
6:30am
Arrive at office. Take the Good Parking Space, which unofficially "belongs" to a really nice guy in the office, but dammit, I want it today. The next 90 minutes are guaranteed Hack n’ Snort free. Score again. I could almost get used to this.
8:27am
Still Hack n’ Snort-less! It’s my lucky day…except for the fact that I’ve been drawing stair details for the last two hours, and I’m not done yet.
8:42am
Damn. He's here. Today’s count begins.
9:35am
Finally finish stupid stair details.
1:45pm
Starting to wear down a bit. Self-medicate with Twix bar.
3:15pm
Dammit. One of the engineers called some existing pipes to our attention. They are unmoveable. We are not going to issue tomorrow, after all. Dammit dammit dammit!! I want this piece of shit out of here!!
4:38pm
I'm calling the count early. Hack n' Snort a very busy day today; we even have 3 catchphrases!
SNORT: 32
SS: 1
IBhon: 3
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