I am a bad wife.
ManThing horked at work, and he is going home.
I find myself wanting to ask Mo out to dinner so I can minimize my exposure to the hork germs.
And the actual horking.
Can't handle it.
I feel like shoving a bucket in his general direction and hightailing it to a hotel.
And people ask me why I don't want to have children. Do I sound like a good "nurturer" to you?