Friday, March 31, 2006

How to Become a Better Person in Five Steps

1. Find a blog to read, preferably one you find annoying.
2. Become annoyed with blog.
3. Leave irritating comment for blogger.
4. Return to blog to confirm that blogger has indeed become irritated by your comment.
5. Enjoy that blissful, warm feeling of "Holier Than Thou."

Just read this glowing testimonial:
"[This blog is] useful to me. I read it and I remind myself how utterly annoying a constant complainer can be to other people, and I stop. Therefore, your blog makes me a better person!"

You’re a Better Person.

Great. Congratulations. Glad I could help.

Now scurry off, and be a Better Person on someone else’s comment page.

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