Oh, goodiegoodiegoodie! I have caught a scaly little blog troll of my very own!
To celebrate this occasion, I have added a link to The Master Thwarter of All Trolls, The Misanthropic Bitch, to my blogroll.
My little troll-snack is served below:
I swear, I have never seen someone complain so much.
First, you have never “seen” me. This. Is. A blog. It is a slice of my life, not my entire life. It is a representation of my inner shrew; a place where I can complain every-fucking-day if I want to. I make the rules here. So suck it.
Second, visit that shiny new link I mentioned above. She has me beat by a mile.
Is there ever a day when you don't have a new ailment or something else to bitch about?
Yes, those would be the days between posts, when I’m off living my life, instead of leaving hatred-filled comments on other people’s blogs.
If you hate the work so much, get out!
If you hate the blog so much, get out!
You are making yourself unbearable, and I don't even know you!
No, you don’t know me, and I'm not sure why that would even be relevant. If the blog is “unbearable,” see above instructions; RE: Get out!
I only read your post to see what you are bitching about now (and, apparently, to leave this moronic comment), work or being sick or in pain.
So, that would make you...a masochist? In that case, you should be quite happy with what you read here- or unhappy, or however you psychos get off on self-inflicted pain.
Yes, Anonymous, it is amazing that people must continue to flame on others in this manner, because they are too weak to say things like these to real humans in real life. What’s even more amazing is that you took the time to carefully pen this love letter to me, yet you couldn’t be bothered to come up with a more interesting pseudonym than “Anonymous.”
When I Googled the phrase “blog troll,” there were over 7 million results; with this amusing classification at the top of the list.