Saturday, October 02, 2004

Funny Things

[ManThing walks through the house, turning on the lights prior to a party]
"I'm turning on the lights so the house will be lit."
CADMonkey: "Soon I will be, too!"

Instructions read on a package of Frozen Falafel Balls:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Apply olive oil or oil of your choice to balls.
Place balls on cookie sheet.
CADMonkey: "Sounds painful."

ManThing: "I don't remember when I drank my first hurricane."
CADMonkey: "Isn't that kind of the point?"

[CADMonkey, cutting "washing instruction" tags off potholders]
"They're from IKEA. If I need to wash them, I'll just throw them away."

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